He comes into the bathroom with a gallon of Drano in one hand and his playskool lion in the other.
And the slyest little grin on his face.
I have this Drano in a hall closet, WAY in the back of the closet, on the third shelf.
1.800.222.1222
I have that number memorized.
Hadley ate toothpaste once, and I phoned my work in a panic.
They told me she would need to eat a Costco pack of toothpaste before she actually was deemed 'poisoned'.
This boy takes it to a whole new level of panic.
Always.
Pass over the Drano kid, Mama needs a pull.
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That picture is CLASSIC. He's all boy. And looks about five.
PS - I've been meaning to tell you how much I love your new header. It's about time...
Carson and Eli need to get together for Drano/Nail Polish Remover/Benadryl cocktails. I swear, Carter never touched a single bottle in our cabinets. Must be those feisty second borns...
Thanks for the PSA. I should probably memorize that number too.
He IS Danger Island!!! How comegirls nevermess with that stuff?
Oh my god!! That boy more than makes up for Hadley's immobility.
I thought the lion was sticky bun at first. Nothing better to wash down breakfast than a jug o' draino. True true.
the boy is strong too. lugging around that drano bottle. i'm quite impressed. and i like that he lives on the wild side. makes for fun blog posts like this.. and kills me that you have that # memorized. a near poisoning and drowning all within a week of eachother. this boy is on a roll. love him in his clam diggers with his hanna's a's footies.
Wow. Next thing you know, he'll be running your car through the garage ala Little Tony. Be afraid mama.
Well, the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree. When you were 2, I found you and Cara out in the storage shed, painting each other with gasket sealer. Poison Control had a lot of advice for me that day. And I'm not sure if your mom allowed me to babysit ever again...
We could use some of that draino over here. While Ben was gone G was playing in our bathtub while I was putting on makeup. Only for me to go to shower that night and the tub won't drain. Random accident? Or what the hell did he put down there.
Tbd. Tbd.
Update. G is smarter than both Ben and I... after our multiple uses of a drain cleaner we found that G had just closed the stopper... I question my abilities to be a mom sometimes. Well, that and a, what I thought to be, relatively smart human being.
Dying because literally right before I opened this, I told Jon that Caroline is most certainly going to poison herself and I need to get locks for all cupboards ASAP. They are two peas in a pod.
My mom was concerned how Carson carried the drain cleaner too. For the record...it's only about 1/4 full. Even Fiona could have carried it. And A-lister, I question my ability to be a parent daily.
And Hides, I could imagine nothing better than being in-laws.
The look on his face is perfect, even when he's getting in to trouble he is the cutest!
This looks like a mug shot. Hopefully his last. How did he even carry that jug of poison?
Oh, Jesus (He and I are buds tonight) just read through your other replies. You made fun of my atrophied and innervated musculature! Bold move, Friend. I'll kick your ass in the Dirty Utiity Roon on Wednesday. Teach you a lesson, I will. i think that gasket sealer did a number on you 32 years ago. Watch your step in those backless clogs, Pal. WATCH YO STEP! Gotta go to bed now. Up at 9am tomorrow. Word.
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